To take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death, Peter adopts the oldest bird he can find... and realizes it used to belong to Hitler. Meanwhile, after giving Stewie a signed copy of his book, Brian finds it in a free library, causing Brian to give up writing.
Quest roles:
Jennifer Tilly(Bonnie Swanson (voice)), Gary Cole(Principal Shepherd (voice)), Peter Macon(Preston Lloyd (voice)), Richard Kind(Harold Goldfarb (voice))