Deluded Simon Porter dreams of passing his medical exam and becoming a doctor - but by starting at the bottom, and becoming the best porter the NHS has ever seen. All he has to do is survive a few months grafting in a hospital basement and try not to kill any of the patients. How hard can that be? Ed must work alongside the cynical, self-styled "Queen of the Porters" Frankie, and naïve nurse Lucy.
Quest roles:
Mathew Horne(Mark), Samantha Spiro(Rebecca), Toby Williams(Terry), Jo Enright(Janice), Kelsey Grammer(Mendel Dolem), Martin Ballantyne(Patient)