Ted's plan to spend Halloween with John is thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver for the night. Susan tries to cheer John up by finding him a new friend.
Quest roles:
Marissa Shankar(Sarah), Brendan Jennings(Ostrich Owner), Danny Jolles(Will), Josh Stamberg(Professor Lucas Damon), Aiden Arnold(Scott Hamilton Kid), Damian Cecere(Irish Springs Announcer), Indiana Elle(Belle Kid), Dean Hermansen(Sixteen-Year-Old Boy), Mara Hernandez(College Girl #3), Courtney Lin(College Girl #2), Rachael MacFarlane(Operator), Sarah Jane MacKay(Alana), Michael Mourra(Batman Kid), Romyn Smith(Hulk Kid), Kimberly Woods(College Girl #1), Reyna Calvillo(Paige), Cash Handal(Barney Kid)